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[royalpatron]

[Meruru happily shows Archer her finished product. She created a sword using different materials and she's quite proud of it!]

Here you go!! What do you think of it? Did I do a good job? 

[DID SHE ARCHER? ]

Comments

[swordboning]

This is pretty pitiful. I understand your need to make something for me but the moment I see it, I can replicate it myself. I hope you understand what that means.

[AKA, making him swords is useless unless she has some kind of legendary weapon to display. Then it might be worthwhile.]

[royalpatron]

Uwah...you're going to grade me! [She tried? Meruru looks really nervous! Her work is going to be put to the test by a pro....]

I still have lots of room to improve. Show me how I can do better Mr.Archer!!

[swordboning]

First of all, focus your efforts elsewhere until you can make something that's on a legendary level. Second, follow the advice of the first step.

1/5

[royalpatron]

Make something at a legendary level? No way! [More nervous sweating.]

2/5

[royalpatron]

[Archer, king of unreasonable demands.]

You're kidding right?

3/5

[royalpatron]

[WHAT DID SHE DO TO DESERVE THIS? ARE YOU ASTRID IN DISGUISE? Only she would ask for something that unreasonable. Meruru's fretting intensely. HOW IS SHE GOING TO DO THIS?]

Nothing I have is even close to legendary!!! [LAUGHTER.]

How will I even begin? Do I need to create a new formula? [She's just kind of pacing around the room in a panic. ]

4/5

[royalpatron]

[Obviously Meruru thinking too hard she's forgetting how to breathe.

She just kind of trips on something and suddenly the lights are out?????? There's lots of smoke too.

GUESS WHAT SHE TRIPPED ON ARCHER.

A BOMB.]

DONE

[royalpatron]

MR.ARCHER, ARE YOU ALIVE?

[SHE'LL BE MORE CAREFUL IN THE FUTURE. Just remember how to breathe Meruru. ]

[swordboning]

Kuh, idiot! Of course I'm still alive so quiet down!

[He's just greatly singed.]

Maybe you need to stop thinking if it's so hard for you.

[royalpatron]

NEVER!!! Oh sorry, Mr.Archer. I'll quiet down.

I'll try and give it a shot. Maybe I need some time! How much time will you give me?

[Now she's too quiet...]

[swordboning]

Do you realize how much of a pain you can be at times?

[royalpatron]

Yes! My father and Rufus tell me to be careful. They get angry at me for it and it's okay because I know they care. I love them very much!

Thank you for showing concern Mr.Archer. You're really nice. [INCOMING HUGS!]

[swordboning]

[Nope, nope. Just fading away. Thank god servants can do this!!!

Thank you disembodied voices.]

You'll have to rethink your priorities.