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[The whole tour thing had gone fine and dandy, not a thing that went too far over her head and all. Minako was just the type of girl who liked to explore and become familiar with a new place herself, so another walk through the city was no problem. It was just that, well.

No one told her about something like THIS.

Through the video feed, there's one red-eyed, XXII pin-wearing girl smiling apologetically. And a large box behind her.]

Hey, uh, sorry to bother everyone. Ideally, this isn't how I thought I'd introduce myself, but circumstances have changed somewhat... [She points the camera so it shows the box more.] I get the whole fighting witches and being in a place called Death City, that's fine. But either this box has been following me all day and I have no idea why, or I might have actually just gone crazy.

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[Okay, no point in staying in the box if she already knows he's in there. So much for cover. ]

Would you feel better if I told that you were crazy? [He just groans because disguise is no longer effective. ]

You can't just give away someone's position when they're undercover and---[You know what, forget it. He doesn't feel like trying to explain why this whole thing is wrong.]

Never mind. Look, I'll drop it. Just don't mention it ever again to anyone. Got it?

[OH GOD SOMEONE CAME OUT OF THE BOX--and wow he looks like... Probably sort of what a robot should look like honestly Aigis looks way too human sometimes.]

I don't think being undercover works if you make it so obvious though. [Come on man a moving box WHAT WERE YOU THINKING. Her tone is amused though, and she gives the strange man a cheerful smil.] I'm willing to drop it, but I'm not sure what everyone else would say considering this is still on camera.

[She points to her mirror. Sorry man, everyone saw you moving in your box.]

On the battlefield, you've gotta use anything you can to get by. That includes using card board boxes to your advantage.

[No, why is this happening? His plans are being ruined already!]

You're joking, aren't you?

But I could tell you were following me the whole time... [Is that really how being undercover was supposed to work?! But alas Raiden, your plans were thoroughly ruined by one teenage girl.]

Nope. You might as well say hi to everyone. [She cheerfully waves her hand to the camera.] Like I said, this wasn't exactly my ideal introduction, but I'll work with it. My name's Minako, and if anyone from Tatsumi Port Island or Iwatodai is here, contact me, alright?

Let's not talk about that anymore. [Raiden's not angry about it, but if she keeps bringing it up he'll start to get grouchy. ]

I don't have time for this. Here, I'll tell you what. If I find anyone from Iwatodai I'll let you know.

Sorry, I've got better things to do right now.

Introducing myself can wait.

Oh, come on. You're already here, so you might as well. [Looping an arm around his so he can't leave; he's not getting away that easily it seems...] Just introduce yourself. A name won't hurt anyone, and I promise I'll let you go to your box once you do.

Would you cut it out? [On second thought, she promised she'd let him go back into his box after. LET'S DO THIS.]

You can call me Raiden. [He can't help but roll his eyes over the fact that he's actually agreeing to this, but okay.]

See, was that so hard? [Look at this smile man, how could you be mad!! As promised though, she lets go of his arm.] Well, it's nice to meet you everyone! And you too, Raiden.

[And with one last wave to the camera, the feed clicks off.]

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